Five Things that Don't Suck, Calm Before the Storm Edition

1. how many people went out to buy milk and bread last night
2. the fact that someone has put out a "french toast alert" system that correlates supposed warning signs for blizzards with a color code
3. today's color is orange, so I hope you got some eggs while you were at the store, because french toast doesn't make itself, people
4. being able to start a list with a declarative rather than just a noun with or without an introductory modifying word or phrase
5. parallelism in lists*

*Bonus thing that doesn't suck: wiseassery