Saturday, May 4, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Woke Up Hungry Edition

1. roasted root vegetable hash
2. with peas
3. and asparagus
4. and a poached egg (or two)
5. and Sriracha

Friday, May 3, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Last Day of Classes Edition

1. no more pencils
2. no more books
3. no more of my dirty looks
4. school's out for summer
5. Alice Cooper on the Muppet Show

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Wikipedia's Main Page as Album Titles Edition

1. The History of Breakfast
2. Reamer Barn
3. Flag Day in Poland
4. Versus the Progressive
5. Liquid Helium

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Wikipedia Featured Content Page Edition

1. the fact that there is a Wikipedia page titled "George S. Patton Slapping Incidents"
2. wondering if that would be a better band name or album title
3. deciding on album title
4. designing cover art
5. getting fabulously wealthy from my cut of the merchandising

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Tuesday Random Edition

1. laughing so hard you cry
2. or give yourself a sinus headache (which might end up sucking, but probably not and not for long)
3. broccoli and the chopping thereof
4. thrift shops (although having that song stuck in your head...might...)
5. ant colonies

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Pretty Full Sunday edition

1. Lisa Coffman, running a 1/2 marathon today
2. going to CT to see people I don't usually get to see until July
3. getting my walk in first
4. running into Jed and the (confused) dogs on the back stretch
5. surprising my friend with chocolate haystacks