Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Last-Minute Cancellation Edition

1. wondering if it might actually be warm enough for a walk around campus
2. a little extra time to catch up
3. going into spring break...prepared?*
4. reading a poem
5. writing a poem

*extremely theoretical

Monday, March 2, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Not a Snow Day Edition

1. whoever shoveled out the neighbors' driveway so they could head out for dialysis before the rest of the street was even awake this morning
2. being strong enough to take care of our driveway
3. doing Jed's share of the shoveling so he can stay in bed a little later*
4. having the first appointment of my day cancel so I don't have to rush, either
5. cocoa

*morning people unite!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Thug Life Edition

1. making the Fitbit my bitch*
2. wondering if this is going to cut into my quality napping time
3. the opportunity for much swearing
4. meeting that opportunity head-on
5. not choosing the thug life**


*Fitbitch
**it chooses you, my friends

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Saturday Morning Earworm Edition

1. calling the po-lice and the fireman
2. making a dragon wanna retire, man
3. girls hittin' their Halleluja
4. Saturday night*
5. not caring if you believe me or not because you have my permission to just watch

*especially if we're in the spot


Friday, February 27, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Can't Beat 'Em or Join 'Em Edition

1. wearing a skirt instead of jeans to work for the first time since the first week in the semester
2. becoming immune to drops in temperature
3. hitching myself to the star that is sublimation
4. looking up the average monthly temperatures for April
5. thinking about July

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Lunch Meeting Edition

1. finally getting to see Nan again
2. getting my grading done first*
3. how much better Butler is feeling today
4. creme brulee
5. running it off

*theoretical but possible**
**theoretically

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Sleepy Sleepy Edition

1. nightcaps*
2. wondering if the idea of a nightcap cocktail disappeared somewhere circa 1978**
3. how "nightcap" is a euphemism***
4. sleeping in
5. sleeping

*if the headwear, theoretical; if the cocktail, well...
**or maybe just when MASH went off the air?
***we all know Hawkeye wasn't just having a drink, people