Five Things that Don't Suck, The Day After Edition

1. neighbors helping neighbors dig out
2. our neighbors' dog Molly, who was so shocked to see me in their back yard (checking for storm damage for the neighbors who couldn't get out) that she barked at me like I was a total stranger, then bent herself in half wagging when she realized who I was
3. ice melt
4. those really long scrapers/brushes that let you push alllllll the snow off the roof of the car without having to drag any of it toward you*
5. not having to be anywhere in particular

*seriously, you need one of those things if you live where it snows. Just trust me on this.

Five Things that Don't Suck, Not Yet a Snow Day Edition

1. all-wheel drive
2. the hopes that someone is out there sanding
3. the knowledge that if the roads are bad by the time I have to leave I can call off classes myself and nobody will bat an eye
4. being out in the world anyway
5. heated seats

Five Things that Don't Suck, Fine, Etsy, You Win Edition

1. my actual Etsy shop, SentimentalAsylum 
2. being a greeting card mogul*
3. maybe selling enough cards to keep me in supplies
4. and/or to keep me from drowning under a tidal wave of cards**
5. having fun

*because I'm pretty sure that's a thing
**because, really, one person can only send so many

Five Things that Don't Suck, Or at Least Not In All Situations Edition

1. jellyfish
2. sharks
3. cobras
4. little creepy crawly bugs and stuff
5. slugs

Five Things that Don't Suck, Random Tuesday Edition

1. comfy socks
2. Thom Gunn
3. lambs
4. no longer having pop tops*
5. whippersnappers

*google it, whippersnappers

Five Things that Don't Suck, Ridiculous Weather Edition

1. Heat Wave*
2. The Other Heat Wave**
3. Some Like It Hot
4. The theme from Sesame Street
5. Good Day, Sunshine

*burnin' in my heart...
**she certainly can can-can!

Five Things that Don't Suck, Lazy Sunday Edition

1. bribing ourselves to do errands*

2. laundry

3. not watching football*

4. maybe taking a nap

5. running a vacuum

*muffins!

*next year, Pats!