Saturday, March 7, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, All I Ever Wanted Edition

1. a stuffed, mounted, knitted badger head
2. temps above freezing
3. sunshine
4. a knitted fox stole
5. the world on a string

Friday, March 6, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Day Before Spring Break Edition

1. the pool over how many students will be skipping classes today
2. lunch meetings
3. walking off campus this afternoon with all of my work done*
4. writing for a week
5. not waking up with my alarm for 9 more days

*theoretical but probable

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, It Is [Expletive Deleted] Snowing Again Edition

1. it's pretty*
2. it's the poor man's fertilizer or something
3. knowing that if I fall off the roof I might not die because I'll land in a giant pile of snow***
4. having no intention of going onto the roof in the first place
5. April

*please note that grass is pretty, too**
**as are, say, daffodils and crocuses and such

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Mystery Theme Wednesday* Edition

1. the Hunchback of Notre Dame
2. Arabian Camels
3. Bactrian Camels
4. that Digital Underground Song
5. the possibility that all the king's horses and all the king's men might actually be able to put one together again

*hint hint

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Last-Minute Cancellation Edition

1. wondering if it might actually be warm enough for a walk around campus
2. a little extra time to catch up
3. going into spring break...prepared?*
4. reading a poem
5. writing a poem

*extremely theoretical

Monday, March 2, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Not a Snow Day Edition

1. whoever shoveled out the neighbors' driveway so they could head out for dialysis before the rest of the street was even awake this morning
2. being strong enough to take care of our driveway
3. doing Jed's share of the shoveling so he can stay in bed a little later*
4. having the first appointment of my day cancel so I don't have to rush, either
5. cocoa

*morning people unite!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Thug Life Edition

1. making the Fitbit my bitch*
2. wondering if this is going to cut into my quality napping time
3. the opportunity for much swearing
4. meeting that opportunity head-on
5. not choosing the thug life**

**it chooses you, my friends