Five Things that Don't Suck, Not Running Late Edition

1. not violating the speed limit in any way
2. feeling relaxed and calm as I make my way to campus
3. not sweating from running across campus
4. having a soothing start to the day
5. bahahahahahahaha

Five Things that Don't Suck, Punctuation Edition

1. semicolons*
2. asterisks***
3. the Oxford comma
4. commas that don't have schmancy British degrees
5. inverted exclamation points

*No. they don't. No, they don't. Just because you never learned to use them properly** doesn't mean they suck
**Unless you DID learn to use them properly, in which case yay, you! But they still don't suck
***clearly. Although they might not technically be punctuation. I'll have to look that up

Five Things that Don't Suck, Random Wednesday Edition

1. cinnamon
2. sunny spots on the floor
3. dogs in the aforementioned sunny spots
4. the word "aforementioned"
5. jasmine

Five Things that Don't Suck, Second Rainy Day in a Row Edition

1. the grass getting a nice long drink
2. being unable to mow the lawn
3. refilling the water supply a little bit
4. long skirts
5. not having to shave

Five Things that Don't Suck, Rainy Days and Mondays Edition

1. being able to use that edition title on any rainy Monday I want because it's my blog and you are not the boss of me
2. you not being the boss of me
3. my actual boss
4. the fact that nobody seems to "Boss!" as an interjection or as a synonym for "cool" anymore*
5. how this list does not actually have very much to do with rainy days or Mondays at all**

*i.e. "That is a boss BMX bike!"
**see above in re: it being my blog and you not being the boss of me

Five Things that Don't Suck, Hard Day at the Online Office Edition

1. integrity
2. calm
3. ethics
4. respect
5. maturity