Thursday, June 18, 2015

Five Things that Don't Suck, Punctuation Edition

1. semicolons*
2. asterisks***
3. the Oxford comma
4. commas that don't have schmancy British degrees
5. inverted exclamation points

*No. they don't. No, they don't. Just because you never learned to use them properly** doesn't mean they suck
**Unless you DID learn to use them properly, in which case yay, you! But they still don't suck
***clearly. Although they might not technically be punctuation. I'll have to look that up

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