Saturday, November 22, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Weekend Edition

1. toasty warm beds
2. staying in said toasty warm beds a little longer
3. leisurely cup(s) of coffee
4. the first big push to get ready for Thanksgiving
5. yoga pants

Friday, November 21, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Parental Arrival Day Edition

1. how happy my dad will be to see there are extra cookies left over
2. how happy my mom will be to see the dogs
3. my parents' hilarious Pomeranian, Mousse
4. my giant dogs wedging themselves into Mousse's tiny bed
5. my parents

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Visiting Poet Edition

1. going to another college to talk to their creative writing class about poetry
2. seeing my friend Jess
3. getting her out of the office for lunch
4. reading poems
5. being all poetic and stuff

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Denial Edition

1. not checking to see what the windchill temperature is
2. pretending I'm not wearing gloves
3. pretending I'm wearing gloves because I'm a world-famous cat burglar*
4. the fact that telling myself a little story about being a world-famous cat burglar can distract me for a moment or two from how [expletive deleted] cold it is out
5. the ways in which a scarf can lend a girl an air of mystery

*The Turquoise Fleece or maybe The Turquoise Palm or maybe just Fingers Foley. No matter what, though, my turquoise fleece gloves will be my signature.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Run-Up to Thanksgiving Edition

1. clearing stuff out of the house
2. emptying the fridge/freezer
3. making lists*
4. anticipation
5. gravy

*you might have noticed I kinda dig making lists

Monday, November 17, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Rainy Days and Mondays Edition

1. wanting to say "mud" and then remembering the sound my shoes made while I was walking the dogs this morning
2. wondering how to spell that squelchy sound
3. deciding on sccchhhhewwwwwp scchhhhewwwwwp scchhhhewwwwwp
4. how happy the dogs are when I rub them dry with a big towel
5. when Butler does not dry himself off by repeatedly drawing his entire flank against my thighs*

*theoretical due to the fact that this happens every damn time

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Five Things that Don't Suck, Sunday Brunch Edition*

1. mimosas
2. waffles
3. huevos rancheros
4. apple cinnamon pancakes
5. butter that's been molded into little flowers

*note: I am not having ALL these things at brunch**