1. not checking to see what the windchill temperature is
2. pretending I'm not wearing gloves
3. pretending I'm wearing gloves because I'm a world-famous cat burglar*
4. the fact that telling myself a little story about being a world-famous cat burglar can distract me for a moment or two from how [expletive deleted] cold it is out
5. the ways in which a scarf can lend a girl an air of mystery
*The Turquoise Fleece or maybe The Turquoise Palm or maybe just Fingers Foley. No matter what, though, my turquoise fleece gloves will be my signature.
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