Five Things that Don't Suck, It Is [Expletive Deleted] Snowing Again Edition

1. it's pretty*
2. it's the poor man's fertilizer or something
3. knowing that if I fall off the roof I might not die because I'll land in a giant pile of snow***
4. having no intention of going onto the roof in the first place
5. April

*please note that grass is pretty, too**
**as are, say, daffodils and crocuses and such
***