Five Things that Don't Suck, Determinedly Apolitical Edition

1. kittens
2. puppies
3. baby otters
4. basically anything that does or might frolic
5. that thing kittens do when they're surprised and they get up on their back legs and throw their front paws out wide and they have crazy eyes and stuff. Often, they fall over, but not in a way that they're gonna get hurt. That's good, too. Because most kittens don't have health insurance.