Five Things that Don't Suck, National Greyhound Adoption Month Edition

1. needle noses
2. the softest ears imaginable
3. sweet, gentle dispositions
4. tongues that don't fit into their mouths
5. giant chests*

*to hold their giant hearts**
**okay, so it's really because they need huge lungs for that high-speed running they can do. But they're also very, very loving dogs