1. not having a woodpecker come bang on the gutter at 6 in the morning
2. not having to roast the aforementioned woodpecker on a spit*
3. having a mostly unplanned weekend
4. time for naps
*I love nature. But seriously, dude. Give it a rest.
**These are usually theoretical in their lack of sucking, but please see above in re: the damn woodpecker.