Five Things that Don't Suck, My Mom's Birthday Edition

1. my mom
2. the fact that she was born
3. how her baby pictures look so much like her that she always lost the "guess which baby this is" contests at work
4. the fact that the only time I was ever airborne in a car, Dukes-of-Hazzard-style, she was the one who was driving
5. the way in which she quietly instigates comedy and then lets my dad take the credit and/or blame*

*she is WAY funnier than he is. She is.