Five Things that Don't Suck, Late to the Movies Edition

1. finally getting to see Mad Max: Fury Road*
2. the existence of an action film which does not include a single helpless female character**
3. flaming guitars
4. those boingy stick things with dudes riding them
5. curly fries

*sometimes we wait for something to come to the cinema pub. Sometimes we regret that we waited.
**unless you count the unwashed masses, but those aren't "characters" so much as "extras" in this sense