Five Things that Don't Suck, Stuck on Band Aids Edition

1. not being able to reliably hit the "g" key*
2. being a grownup and thus in charge of the money and thus able to buy Hello Kitty Band Aids if that's what you want to do**
3. also being able to choose from Toy Story or Phineas and Ferb Band Aids***
4. how much more fun hangnails can be
5. wondering if I am the only person to ever put the words "fun" and "hangnails" together like that****

*this was almost a five thins that don't suck list
**TL;DR: reversing your deprived childhood
***Jed is not a big fan of the Hello Kitty ones. Who knew.
****don't Google that. Let a girl have her dreams