Five Things that Don't Suck, Presidential Edition

1. that rug with the big presidential seal on it
2. comparing your life to The West Wing
3. occasionally getting to sign, say, the Emancipation Proclamation*
4. riding  your Segway up and down the corridors of the White House while shouting, "Yipeeeeee!" and knowing there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it**
5. working from home

*or something similar. I'm not picky.
**theoretical