Note: I misread the title OF MY OWN DAMN POST as the blog was loading this morning (more coffee, please), and actually thought, "Wait--did I type 'Gardening Naked' yesterday???"
I did not. I did not type anything remotely resembling "Gardening Naked." Well, except that I did use the word "Gardening," so I suppose it REMOTELY resembles it. Anyway, then I thought, "I wonder if there are five things that don't suck about gardening naked?" Here is my entirely theoretical response:
1. making friends with the neighbors
2. alternately, making sure the neighbors leave you alone
3. no tan lines
4. no worries about grass stains on your pants
5. wondering if a sun hat counts as clothing