1. still having half of spring break left
2. being half--just half!--in the bag
3. announcing, "No half measures!" and seeing who around you even knows what the hell that means
4. half and half*
5. the fact that "half" is one of those words that just looks weirder and weirder the more you type it.
*the dairy product or the iced tea/lemonade combination a.k.a. the Arnold Palmer. Either one works for me, just please don't ask me to try a half and half and half and half because: ew.