Saturday, February 2, 2013

Five Things that Don't Suck, Eavesdropping Edition

1. I always wear a hat indoors in the winter--it's like slippers for my head
2. My ex-girlfriend made me eat any time she was eating because she didn't want me watching her
3. Wait...so Lady Antebellum is a group? (This was followed by a totally disgusted head shake, which also did not suck)
4. He smells like a unicorn
5. WIDE ruled? You're using WIDE ruled? You're in college now. COLLEGE ruled.

3 comments:

  1. He smelled like a unicorn is just totally not-suckable. Awesomeness.

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  2. People are hilarious, which helps me not hate the world. :)

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  3. All five cracked me up today. Thanks! And I agree with Carol. Smelling like a unicorn is awesome.

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