1. I always wear a hat indoors in the winter--it's like slippers for my head
2. My ex-girlfriend made me eat any time she was eating because she didn't want me watching her
3. Wait...so Lady Antebellum is a group? (This was followed by a totally disgusted head shake, which also did not suck)
4. He smells like a unicorn
5. WIDE ruled? You're using WIDE ruled? You're in college now. COLLEGE ruled.
He smelled like a unicorn is just totally not-suckable. Awesomeness.
ReplyDeletePeople are hilarious, which helps me not hate the world. :)
ReplyDeleteAll five cracked me up today. Thanks! And I agree with Carol. Smelling like a unicorn is awesome.
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